Witch Woman aka Crystal Raven

and yes these are real and really about me, Witch Woman:

I still can't tie my laces the "big girl way" I make bunny loops etc.

I cannot whistle

I smoke cigarettes, a pack a day (don't bother lecturing me I am not listening)

I drink gallons of coffee everyday

I hate socks and shoes and go barefoot as often as I can

I would rather plunk my arse down on the grass/ground than on a chair or bench, I prefer the
feel of the earth beneath me

I often sit on my front lawn, cross-legged, watching the kids, waiting for hubby etc.

I don't drink or do drugs at all

I can't stand getting over heated, it makes me sick to my tummy

I get car sick

On one occasion I tripped over a dead body and another occasion I found a dead body

One of my births was by emergency C-section, one natural and the other three with drugs

My entire wardrobe is black and I wear black everyday. Some think I am in mourning, or depressed or it's because I am a witch; the truth is I am partly colour blind and would rather not dress funny

I sleep with a rag doll every night, with rough wooly hair, under my chin so I can feel the scritchy-ness

I make my children say grace and bedtime prayers everyday

I love foggy days

I am a morning person

I grind my teeth while I sleep, probably because I have something scritchy under my chin

Bright lights hurt my head, so everyone says we live in a cave

The room usually stops when I enter it (on social occasions)

When I yell I sound like a drill-sergent

I am an alto

I was accepted at the Toronto School of the Arts when I was 13, but did not attend

I used to astral travel

I was the first female in Canada to win the Craftsman's Award, for graphic arts, back in grade 10

In the year 2001 there was 9/11, ten days later my paternal grandmother died and 7 days after that my mother died

I can read tarot and regular cards as well as tea leaves, with a fair amount of accuracy (don't ask me for a reading, they generally do not work long distance)

Wicca found me, in a bookstore, when a book, The Witches Bible, fell on my head, literally

I have never fainted

I have never been out of Canada and have only been in my own province and Quebec